Tuesday, August 11, 2009

Adieu for a few weeks my dear friends...& a piece of sarcastic but accurate advice.

Wow, when you work like a dog in the 115 degree heat for 2 weeks it really flies by.
In a few days I'm off for a few weeks. Savannah, GA, Low Country Beaufort & Charleston SC to spend happy times with my beloved Godchildren Grant & Hailey. Having barely spent anytime with them the last 15 months after helping raise them for several years & loving them as if they were my own, this vacation has been long overdue & will be truly wonderful.
Besides sightseeing, beach combing & shopping, we will be celebrating my 43rd birthday next Monday with a 7 course tasting menu at Elizabeths on 37th. I'm also bringing back a few goodies to giveaway...& I give killer gifts!!! Oh & a few vinos tastings are on the agenda too!!!
Until we chat again take care my dear friends. Relax. Remember all those rude people you've been emailing me about well I leave you with a sarcastically accurate tip that I've been passing on for years. 25 years in retail I've seen everything...& been called it too. This popped into my head 'cause I am a bit nuts & I've been using this ever since. When that person is acting like a moron, a cretin, the devil or honestly just obnoxious look deep into their eyes & remember to thank God you don't have to have sex with this person!! You laughed!! I know you did. People always do. If this is how they act over trivial issues, because it always is trivial that is, imagine how they behave when its important. Yup you'll laugh & the frustration will disappear & there seems to be a lot of that these days. My final words are from the smart ass side of my soul.... its a great side to keep ya young!!!

20 comments:

Simply Mel {Reverie} said...

Oh you are heading to some of my favorite places in the South! Enjoy hon, and have a tall glass of sweet tea for me!

Unknown said...

I DID laugh, you are so funny - and it's good advice of course!!! Gorgeous post - I could live in that first image.......have a wonderful holiday with your babies, I have always wanted to visit that part of the US. Finally, have a wonderful birthday....I'll miss you, I am always excited when I see you have posted.
Take care honey xo

debra@dustjacket said...

I did laugh honey, I will miss you. Sounds like fun times ahead for you. I love the sound of your birthday treat! Very envious ;o

Love the sidebar pic's .... would love to share an ice and margarita with you, oh well the pic's will have to do.

take care,
xoxo

Jacqueline @ HOME said...

Alicia....we will all miss your stunning posts...don't be gone for too long, although, I think the small matter of your Godchildren do take priority!!! and also the promise of that tasting menu and wine would definitly tempt me away... here's hoping that you don't meet anyone that you have to thank God you don't have to have sex with!!!! you never know...you might meet someone that you have to thank God you WOULD like to have sex with!!!!!
Lots of love and bon voyage.....take care.XXXX

Julie@beingRUBY said...

HI Alicia
Have a wonderful wonderful holiday with your sweet little ppl. Will miss your delightful posts and witty comments which always make me smile. Mabye will just post that little boy on my sidebar to remind me whilst your gone.
Have Fun and Lots of Love xx Julie

A Gift Wrapped Life said...

Have a great visit Alicia! Sounds like the little guys will be waiting for you. Happy Birthday!

Mimi said...

LMAO!!! That's right sister! Image...
I love you're very positive spin on things..and I love the first photo and that beautiful baby laughing too..Enjoy your special time with your Godchildren. Happy, Happy Birthday!!
xxxxO
Mimi

My Notting Hill said...

Have a terrific vacation. Happy Birthday! Sounds like the 7 course meal will be wonderful.

Lori said...

Have a wonderful vacation Alicia ~ your birthday plans sound delightful ~ Cheers! Oh and I did laugh out loud!

Maureen Stevens said...

Alicia, have a wonderful, wonderful time with the cutesies & a 7-course dinner?! I'm sure it will be delish. Have a fabulous Birthday!

Unknown said...

Wow..Hope you have a great trip!! Thanks for the little tip on if you get frustrated with someone, but what if you have had sex with that person and your at them...then what can you do?? Got any good advice there? Daisy~

NicNacManiac said...

Have the best time on vaca!! Happy Happy Birthday, enjoy your tasting menu...are you wearing elastic waist pants? You had me laughing out loud...some peoples children..honestly!! Be happy!!

Sanity Fair said...

SO beautiful. Be sure to take lots of pics for when you get back.

Anonymous said...

Have a fabulous and whimsical time with your Godchildren. Their days will be enriched because their Godmommy is spending precious time with them. I'm still chuckling over your remedy on how to deal with obnoxious people. I'm gonna try your advice out and see what happens, girlfriend. You will be missed, Alicia. Hurry back!
Debbie

Dumbwit Tellher said...

Oh my friend, you so deserve this vacation & time with your beloved niece and nephew. I love your 'smart ass' side, the attitude & the advice are spot on. It's what keeps us sane through it all. Walk on that beach, hug, laugh, drink, eat & soak up all the love you can. Take pic's of those cute faces too! Be well & be safe ~

xx deb

Courtney said...

That is advice I will have to try to remember the next time I confronted with such a situation! :) I hope you are enjoying your time away and being with your sweet godchildren. I also hope your birthday was a very happy one! Happy Belated 43rd! xo

Gaia said...

Hi darling, are you back?
I'm still on holiday trying not to think about the day I'll go back home!

How was your holiday?
Can't wait to hear new histories from you!

good night
G

Lisa Porter said...

Alicia,
Hope you enjoyed all 7 courses & all your wonderful time with your dear God children.
Happy Happy Birthday my bloggy friend. We miss you but know you are having a ball!
Lisa

Chelsea Talks Smack said...

these are so dreamy!!!

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